I'm a terrible daughter

I forgot my dad's birthday yesterday. I pretty much forgot my mom's earlier this month. I didn't really forget her's but when I did remember it was too early in the morning to call her. I still haven't gotten anything for either one of them. I know they are reading this. So, I publicly appologize for being a cr...er...bad daughter. (My mom said for me not to use the c-r-a-p word) They know I love them but still it is very insensitive & irresponsible of me. I'm sorry & I really do feel like you-know-what. :(