Saturday, July 24, 2010

"Suffer These Crimes in Oakland? Don't Call the Cops"

My personal favorite is poisoning. So, if someone is being poisoned, the cops won't respond? Wow. Who sees a huge rise in murder by poisoning in the Oakland area in the next few weeks?
clipped from
Suffer These Crimes in Oakland? Don't Call the Cops

Here's a partial list:

  • burglary
  • embezzlement
  • grand theft
  • identity theft
  • grand theft:dog
  • theft
  • false information to peace officer
  • required to register as sex or arson offender
  • dump waste or offensive matter
  • discard appliance with lock
  • loud music
  • possess forged notes
  • pass fictitious check
  • obtain money by false voucher
  • stolen license plate
  • fraudulent use of access cards
  • embezzlement by an employee (over $ 400)
  • extortion
  • false personification of other
  • attempted extortion
  • injure telephone/ power line
  • interfere with power line
  • unauthorized cable tv connection
  • vandalism
  • administer/expose poison to another's
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